Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.
The catch in his voice at the end of “I am wrecked” makes me want to peel all of the skin on my body away layer by later because it would hurt less.
They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer
my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun
could you please put your crying kid on vibrate
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
Guys I need long multi chapter Klaine fics to read on my commute. Preferably ff.net uploads.
Fluff, angst, smut. Anything is welcome!