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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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posted 3 hours ago (® nivalingreenhow)

queenashbenson:

Naya should win an award for like biggest plot twist of 2014 bc no one saw this coming

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posted 3 hours ago (® queenashbenson)

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H
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posted 12 hours ago (® kegelgod)

phoenixwormwood137:

actuallyboycrazy:

think about the first person to have twins

how freaking confused do you think they were omg

image

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Naya Rivera Married Ryan Dorsey on Original Wedding Date to Big Sean

riversgron:

Well, at least she didn’t have to print off new save the dates! Earlier today the news broke that Naya Rivera had secretly tied the knot with actor Ryan Dorsey — whom most assumed was a brand-new boyfriend — in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico on Saturday, July 19. In another wacky twist, Us Weekly has now confirmed that this was her original wedding date to rapper Big Sean

The Glee star and the rapper bitterly ended their engagement and relationship just three months ago, but Rivera clearly kept the wedding date handy. A source tells Us that before their split in April, Rivera and Big Sean had not announced the location of their nuptials, simply the date.

The date isn’t just her original wedding day with Big Sean, a source close to the couple points out: “July 19th is also Ryan’s birthday, making this an even more joyous occasion.”

A source tells Us, “Naya didn’t tell most of her friends that she was marrying Ryan Dorsey, let alone that she was dating him! The whole thing is a complete surprise.”

Coincidentally, at the time of Rivera’s wedding, Big Sean was nearby Cabo San Lucas in Punta Mita, Mexico, recording with newlywed rapper, Kim Kardashian’s husband Kanye West.

Rivera also had a touch of the Kimye magic for her big day, using hairstylist Clyde Haygood, who crafted the reality star’s wedding day ‘do back in May. A source close to Rivera also revealed that the sitcom star’s Monique Lhuillier dress “looks a lot like the one Kim married Kanye in.”

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posted 12 hours ago (® riversgron)
Sometimes I take pictures of myself for snapchat and I wonder why people are friends with me. 

Other times (like these) I know it’s because of these pictures. These right here.

Sometimes I take pictures of myself for snapchat and I wonder why people are friends with me.

Other times (like these) I know it’s because of these pictures. These right here.

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posted 12 hours ago

apollosflamingchariot:

luciferspersephone:

This is the best explanation I could come up with for why it takes me so long to do updates sometimes when, at other times, I’m typing them up like clockwork.

also this:

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posted 12 hours ago (® bring-me--the-music)

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

For the second time in three days I feel so nauseous I just want to lay down and stop existing for a while until it goes away

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posted 1 day ago
khaleesi--breakerofchains said,
"If I had a bf to offer I'd be making him bring you cupcakes and pizza. Hell if I wasn't withering in pain I'd bring it my damn self"

Some really greasy pepperoni pizza man. That would be amazing.

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posted 1 day ago (® orangeskins)
heyfishie:

Oh my god

heyfishie:

Oh my god

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