friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask
There are two types of single people
- desperately wants to be in a relationship
- desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible
I am both.
i wrote a song about a tortilla
actually its more of a wrap
what on earth did Blaine do at Dalton to earn such a reputation
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
I kinda always assumed Zach would be the one who backdoored Frankie…if ya know what I mean.
my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
i would rather watch an awkward silence of zankie than literally anyone else in the house.
that’s what my life has come to.
someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool